X-Message-Number: 12004
Date: Fri, 25 Jun 1999 06:19:14 -0700 (PDT)
From: Doug Skrecky <>
Subject: top 10 oxymorons

From:  (Chris Robato Yao)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.ibm.pc.hardware.video

(counting down from top 50 oxymorons...)
10.  Tight slacks   
9.   Definite maybe 
8.   Pretty ugly
7.   Twelve-ounce pound cake 
6.   Diet ice cream 
5.   Rap music
4.  Working vacation   
3.  Exact estimate   
2.  Religious tolerance
And the NUMBER ONE top oxy-MORON
1.   Microsoft Works
---From the Top 50 Oxymorons (thanks to Richard Kennedy)

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