X-Message-Number: 14251 Date: Sat, 5 Aug 2000 17:07:09 -0700 (PDT) From: Scott Badger <> Subject: Humor A friend sent me a list of funnies and I found the following amidst the group. Is it our Bob? --------------------------------------- "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --- Bob Ettinger --------------------------------------- Since the message is titled humor, I may as well give you this recent one. Cheers, Scott ------------------------------------------ What a difference 30 years makes 1970: Long Hair 2000: Longing for hair 1970: The perfect high 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1970: Keg 2000: EKG 1970: Acid Rock 2000: Acid Reflux 1970: Moving to California because it's cool 2000: Moving to California because it's warm 1970: Growing pot 2000: Growing pot belly 1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your arents 2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your hildren 1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth aylor 2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or lizabeth Taylor 1970: Seeds and stems 2000: Roughage 1970: Popping pills, smoking joints 2000: Popping joints 1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel 2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity 1970: Paar 2000: AARP 1970: Killer weed 2000: Weed killer 1970: Hoping for a BMW 2000: Hoping for a BM 1970: The Grateful Dead 2000: Dr. Kevorkian 1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint 2000: Getting a new hip joint 1970: Rolling Stones 2000: Kidney stones 1970: Being called into the principal's office 2000: Calling the principal's office 1970: Screw the system! 2000: Upgrade the system 1970: Peace sign 2000: Mercedes logo 1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1970: Take acid 2000: Take antacid 1970: Passing the driver's test 2000: Passing the vision test 1970: Whatever 2000: Depends __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. http://invites.yahoo.com/ Rate This Message: http://www.cryonet.org/cgi-bin/rate.cgi?msg=14251