X-Message-Number: 18134
Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2001 11:03:58 -0800 (PST)
From: Doug Skrecky <>
Subject: off topic: better than average Bush/Osama joke...

      Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They set
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would
have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's
dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

      Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
      in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves.
They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter,
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.

      After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world
had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick and nobody could
get near it.

      When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush
 because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last
10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.

      When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and
 slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and
leaped out of it's cage and charged the American Dachshund----but when it got
close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's
mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of
his dog.

      Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't
understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5
years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and
the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

      "That's nothing," said Bush. "We had our best plastic surgeons working
for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."

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