X-Message-Number: 474
Date: 26 Sep 91 17:29:00 EDT
From: "Steven B. Harris" <>
Subject: Dr. Seuss Buys the Farm


                   Dr. Suess meets The Reaper

Should we put him in a box?  He won't jump out.  We won't need locks.

Should we put him in a tomb?  He doesn't seem to need much room.

Should we put him in a jar?  Or spread his ashes near and far?

Should we salvage him for parts?  There's always a demand for hearts!

Should we send him into space?  It appeared to be his normal place.

Should we wrap him tight with gauze?  And give him to a noble cause?

Let's just watch; see what he does.  Let us, let us, Ted-That-Was.

                              --- Dirk Rosholt 73130,65

Thought you'd all enjoy this.  All that's missing is
"Should we freeze him in a bag?  We didn't see an Alcor tag..."
                               -- Steve

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